But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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