I want to have your abortion
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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