Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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