I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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