I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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