i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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