Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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