Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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