I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
