God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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