The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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