If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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