Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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