Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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