butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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