Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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