I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I could fuck to npr.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
