I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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