I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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