He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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