I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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