come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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