i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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