Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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