"it" just moved
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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