Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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