does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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