My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I have post one night stand depression
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