well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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