we're blogging at a bar
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i think im in europe. pls send help
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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