Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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