At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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