Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
soo... how was my night?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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