what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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