I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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