how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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