ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can you bring me the toilet please
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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