is your mom at the bar?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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