Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
you had me at cake vodka
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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