so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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