Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize