Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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