Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
