This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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