Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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