Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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