Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Green mimosas i think yes
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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