butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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