Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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