Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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