i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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