this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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