i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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