"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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