do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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