At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Are we still banned from the library?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize