there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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