okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
not ubering you a puppy
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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